South Park: The Stick of Truth Xbox 360 review

South Park: The Stick of Truth Xbox 360 review
Filthy bastards

For Seventeen years the South Park animated TV show has been lampooning and abusing literally everyone, regardless of race, religion or political affiliation.

The show’s trademark and sometimes puerile humour pushes the boundaries of what is considered bad taste, with characters like Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo and an appearance by Jesus Christ himself.

South Park isn’t for everyone, and neither is Ubisoft’s South Park: The Stick of Truth role playing game, which is now out on PS3, Xbox 360 and PC.

The developers, Obsidian, have used the same paper-craft cut-out animation style as the TV show, the result being a game that looks indistinguishable from a South Park episode.

Despite appearances, at its heart The Stick of Truth is actually a surprisingly straight role-playing game, complete with a turn-based combat system that wouldn’t be out of place in a Final Fantasy game. The game uses very familiar RPG clichés retooled to fit the South Park universe. Scrape away the intentionally rubbish-looking cartoon styling and you have quite a serious and well thought out game.

South Park: The Stick of Truth Xbox 360 review

Players take on the role of the new boy in South Park, with parents keen for him to go out and make friends. It’s not long before he runs into one of the TV show’s regular denizens, Cartman, and his Knights of the Kupa Keep (the KKK). The kids of South Park are acting out a game whereby Cartman’s knights are at war with Kyle’s elves over the ownership of the titular “Stick of Truth”.

You get the free run of South Park, and it’s nice to see how the whole town fits together. It was fun to bump into familiar characters from the show.

Just as in the South Park TV show, the game is rather filthy and full of swearing. It’s not for kids. There are constant sexual references, including some considered too vulgar for our sensitive eyes. A few scenes have been removed from non-US versions of the game. In their place are cards with text describing exactly what was in the missing scenes. It’s a kind of funny dig at censorship.

South Park: The Stick of Truth Xbox 360 review

Upon meeting Cartman, the self-styled Wizard King, players must choose from a number character classes, including that of a Jew- complete with his own, very effective, circumcision-based special attack.

Players can upgrade weapons and armour, use potion, buffs and poisons, all with a South Park bent. The game even has its own version of a Dragonborn shout from Skyrim. As you’d imagine, unlike in The Elder Scrolls game, the magical roar isn’t delivered verbally, it’s of course delivered rectally via a well brewed fart.

The combat is a typical RPG turn-based affair and whilst the attacks are amusing, I wasn’t a fan. Whilst the irony was not lost on me, it’s was still a shit version of Final Fantasy-style combat. In the end I tried my damnedest to avoid conflict to spare myself from the the only problem that I had with the game.

As the story unfolds what started out as a group of kids playing a game turns into a sinister plot to cover up an alien crash and destroy South Park. Of course it’s up to the new kid and his cohorts to save the town and take on the zombie Nazis. That’s right; you heard it, Nazi zombies.

South Park: The Stick of Truth Xbox 360 review

The game draws from the shows long chronology with anal probes, Al Gore and Man-bear-pig all packed into what amounts to a jumbo feature-length interactive episode of the South Park.

South Park: The Stick of Truth faithfully recreates the wit and vulgar humour of the TV show. Whilst it’s been years since I followed the show, I still got most of the references and in-jokes; but I’d say that unless you are familiar with the show the game is going to be wasted on you. It’s a great and very funny game, but one for South Park fans only.


An edited version of this review was first published on the Game Console pages of